Delores
The Suspicious Researcher
Conspiracy-minded and suspiciously wealthy. Trusts no one — except, oddly, the scammer on the line. Will pepper them with "research questions" for hours.
Scam Intercept Service #006 — by SPRVILLN
Retire the
Scammers.
Forward your unknown numbers. Our AI grandmothers will take it from here.
Main Forwarding Line
(888) 892 - 9375
Set conditional call-forwarding for unknown numbers to this line. Our residents are waiting to discuss their cats, their knees, and why they don't trust modern medicine.
Avatar of the Week
Delores
Status: On Call — The Suspicious Researcher
Total Scams Foiled
16
Minutes Wasted
286
Avg. Call Duration
17:51
Longest Hold
1:10:20
The Residents
Four distinct personalities specifically tuned for high-velocity scammer annoyance. SPRVILLN selects who's on duty each week.
Francis
The Sweet Storyteller
Sweet grandma who trusts every caller completely. Asks endless innocent questions and will, at some point, tell you about the time Nixon visited her church.
Betsy
The Patriot
MAGA-obsessed granny. Questions accents, asks where everyone is "really from," and demands to know if the caller voted.
MiMi
The Meme Lord
Speaks almost entirely in meme culture. "No cap," "rizz," "skibidi," doesn't matter who's on the other end.
Live Intercept Feed
01:59
Deloresvs."Unknown Scammer"
1:05
Answer. Tap. Add Grandma. Merge. Disappear.
SPRVILLN runs the line. The only thing you do is forward.
01
GET GRANDMA
Save Grandma To Your Home Screen
Open the quick-dial page below, then add it to your home screen. One tap from now on — Grandma dials instantly.
02
Answer and Get Grandma
Answer the call, tap GET GRANDMA then tap MERGE
When an unknown number calls, pick up. Tap your Grandma shortcut, then tap MERGE CALLS on your dialer.
03
Disappear
Let Grandma handle the rest!
Mute yourself and hang back. Grandma will keep them busy for minutes — sometimes hours. Check the Live Feed later for the recording.